The Free Land of Random Nation 45 is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning Wolf population. The compassionate population of 919 million Random Nation 45ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Random Nation 45ian economy, worth 30.0 trillion Monies a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,696 Monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and orange is the new black for judicial robes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Random Nation 45's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Random Nation 45 is ranked 209,910^th in the world and 462^nd in Oofery for Largest Populations, with 919 million capita.